Rap tribute to Suicidal Tendencies' "Send Me Your Money."
lyrics
I’ve got miracle cures for people seeking easy answers
Talk game? Box score! Lead the league in banter
Life enhancer, potential unleashed!
With WD40 for the pendulum’s creak
So you’ll only feel the whisper of the blade as it nears
That’s when your payment has cleared
But don’t you feel hopeful when you’re giving me funds?
Cause that’s that moment when epiphany comes
Instead of clouds parting, it’s the creases of your billfold
Sunbeam replaced by the glitter of your silk gold
Hear an angel chorus, I’m hearing CHA-CHING
But I also take credit, so Square is a king
I accept nothing less stellar than a best seller
Turn the lady at the bank into a fortune teller
And unless they contribute to my graceful path
Your family and friends lack the faith you have
What can I offer you?
Everything in your life that is missing, that much is it true
The sincere portrait of who you hope to become
Giving you the roadmap for sending me some
I’m here for you, DVDs and Blu Rays
Showing you how to praise in new ways
A faithfool and his money are soon attuned to me
Halleluyah it’s a jubilee
The first step to prosperity is giving me yours
My hotline to higher powers is great for sure
Tell everyone you find, they better relate
Feeling part of something bigger than your everyday
I see the doubters sending me hate, your love overcomes that
My love language is the receipt of gifts, you and some match
Tax free, teeth pearly as the gates up yonder
Need a sweet private jet to spread the truth, mush onward
Must conquer those who lust for things that I don’t want
Throwback to Sears catalogs the cash flow strong
See, my success is your success, donate
Divine intervention using planets for croquet
I’ve got radio shows, podcasts, the whole nine
Merchandise helping me climb up to certain heights
Hard working man, I’m a busy business
Got at least 1000 people in your city to witness
Mister miraculous offering different packages
Had the president over and his visit was fabulous
What a great guy, we posed and had a photo op
Complete with big smiles, handshakes, yeah, you know the lot
So if he’s a believer and he’s down with the movement
Then what are you waiting for? Sign your life on the dotted line and do this
If you can’t afford the Presidential, we’ve got installments
Just a couple cups of Starbucks a month and you’re all in
ID card with a sweet carabiner and a sweet lanyard
Pete Frampton autographs, journeying to feast from famine
My chief commandment is to deliver the news
But my paper route wasn’t enough, so now it’s up to you
credits
from 100 Magnets,
released October 20, 2017
J Dankworth on the beat.
Castor Pollux with the mixdown.
Started following Juga-Naut upon hearing him break down life and rap relating to Kool G Rap on Crate808 and I've been a fan since. Wordplay, skill, the dope backdrops, what's not to love? Sankofa
